Kitchens, Computers and Leave

Motoring up and down the country, from East to West and round the M25, I am bombarded with hoardings attached to motionless farm vehicles or abandoned lorries, inviting me to login to one web site or another to purchase kitchens or computers, attend a questionable night club or fire paintballs at unsuspecting mates.  However, as we approach this momentous referendum, a more insidious message is now being displayed – ‘Leave’.  The thought must be that a subliminal message will be delivered straight to the brain, and the general motoring public will be unable to prevent their hands from hovering and then placing a mark against the ‘Leave’ box.

There is nothing more likely to make me rebel against such a subliminal instruction.  This even more likely when that message is delivered by politicians who make a habit of raising my hackles.

Boris is a buffoon, whom I first encountered making a complete fool of himself on ‘Have I Got News For You?’  Since then he’s buffooned himself through Boris Island, Boris Calling In Planning Rejections, Boris’s Uxbridge Campaign and numerous other irritating Borisisms.

Gove is a jumped up BBC researcher, who believes he knows better than any profession he researched.  They let him loose on Education with disastrous results; heavens knows what he’ll do with Justice.

Farage (predictive text suggested “fat-age”; perhaps I should have stuck with that)  – I have nothing but disrespect for the gurning, conceited imbecile.

So how would I like UK’s future to be determined by a buffoon, jumped up researcher and an imbecile?  In the words of the great departed magician, Paul Daniels, “Not a lot!”  If you added The Hunt, my disrespect would be complete.  However, Jeremy seems to be towing the Jeremy line and is putting his spinning behind ‘Remain’.  It pains me to say “Good for you,” but for once, for whatever his personal political reason, I agree with him.